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The Wizardry Order

Solara
Human-Centered Intelligence
MasterHeart

Friday, August 28
to Sunday, August 30, 2026

Convening in the Aisle of Ashley in Austin

Conjured by Christopher · King of the Cauldron

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Welcome young Wizard, to the space of imagination.
While you create and explore the future of mankind & machine relations.
A cauldron will be brewing to connect us to our sensations.

Taste the wonders captured from all of your essence.
Grown by kind hearts & stewards who tend the land with presence.

Almost everything you'll eat this weekend you chose.
I asked what you love, & what pleases your nose.
What makes you giggle with childlike hopscotching.
And what you'd eat in God's own kitchen whilst chopping.

And then… I went shopping.
And when you're ready to enter into The Noble Kitchen of The Wizardry Order.
Before we get started, there's a few things of note.
  1. Intention brings the food Alive.
  2. Joy fills the room with much Surprise.
  3. Presence brings peace to the Pie.
  4. And Love is what carries it all to the Sky.

Feast of the Friday

The Twenty-Eighth of August
Nine in the morning

The Morning Cup

A Guatemalan Ceremonial Cacao, prepared with a slow simmer, whisked by hand, cinnamon & sea salt, never boiled. Honey for the sweet cheeks and a little chili on the side for the fiery tongue. Ladled by copper to carry it to its vessel you hold dear.

Late morning, and then all afternoon

The Board of the Chosen Journey

Scattered delights of gluten-free affairs. Crackers and bread that tickle your hairs.

Three Cheeses of cream from cows pastured in greens.
Peppers of red roasted on a fire's bed.
A crudité with veggie surprise, cucumbers, celery, and carrots for the eyes.
A fresh salad to crisp the mouth, dressed like a lady in a summer's drought.
A selection of meats, cured to its finest age.
The juiciest of fruits, crunchy chips, and a silky hummus to spread for days.
Accoutrements of oils pressed from olives.
A little fresh whipped butter, hand-churned by the farmer's daughter.
Some mustard and Ghee, and sauces for only thee.

To fill your plate. Your belly. With glee.

The Noble Kitchen

Five Stations of Magic

Welcome young Wizard to your threshold. Here begins your novitiate apprenticing. The King of the Cauldron will guide your way.

Each novitiate Wizard will be paired amongst one or two others, chosen random from the magical hat brought down from Mt. Hatness.

Grill & Big Red Egg
Chicken souvlaki, lemon & oregano
Steak with ladolemono
Whole chickens, herbs & ghee, smoking low and slow all eve. A preparation used for tomorrow's Flight of the Sandwich
Pasta, Marinara & Sauces
Bubbly red sauce of herbs so tomatoey
A duel of the pastas, one glutenous, & one free
A tantalizingly tangy tahini drizzle
A warm harissa sauce to embrace the heart
Kofta
Tender ground beef mixed with aromatic veggies & spices
A vegetable Kofta, an offering to the Fauna Fairies
Roasted Vegetables & Sauces
A fine Fennel, crisp cauliflower, bitter endive, crunchy cabbage
White-wine ghee and herb poached carrots
Creamy Tzatziki w/ dill & cucumber
Palestinian Shatta — aka the God Pepper Portal, for Nigel & Brian's Hero's Journey
Salad & Bread
Mediterranean salad of olives, red onion, the cherriest of tomatoes
Warm pita, free from the gluttons of gluten
A whipping of cumin & sumac in olive oil & butter

TåTå-Arës

Whilst the novitiates navigate The Noble Kitchen, the King of the Cauldron has prepared a bite.

Fresh & raw Akaushi Wagyu beef gathered from the Northern region of the Aisle of Austin, raised by Sir Glenn of the Ballards. Yolk the bird, mustard, red onion, capers, parsley, flake salt & pepper.

For the Fauna Fairies, a TåTå of the Earth. Ruby beets buried in fire until they surrender, then chopped to jewels. Dijon, capers, red onion, chives, olive oil pressed green, and a squeeze of lemon to wake them. Nothing with a heartbeat was asked to give.

Both TåTå-Arës rest upon the same cracker. Take one. Take both. The King is not counting.

The Round Table

Seven in the evening

The Wizardry Order Creations — place them with care, like a child in its crib.

Feast of The Primal Warriors · Vol. I

Chicken souvlaki w/ lemon & oregano
Grilled steak w/ ladolemono
Tender beef kofta

The Plates of Forest & Fauna Foragings · Vol. II

Roasted fennel, cauliflower, bitter endive, crunchy cabbage
Vegetable kofta
Clustering carrots of ghee, herbs, and white wine
Mediterranean salad, tossed not tizzy

Basins of Crimson Dumplings

Pasta unadulterated and swimming in marinara, shavings of rich Italian parmesan
Pasta lupin radiatori, a guiltless affair for the ones free from gluten

A Gathering of Succulent Sauces

Tantalizingly tangy tahini drizzle
Whipped cumin & sumac olive oil butter
The heresy of Harissa
The Palestinian Shatta to God's realm. Farewell Brethren Nigel & Brian
Velvety & cooling tzatziki to awaken them from their journey

The Breaking of Bread

Pillowy warm pita to blanket your gatherings

The Saints of Saturday

The Twenty-Ninth of August
Nine in the morning

The Fast is Complete

A pudding of chia & oats, fresh squeeze from the orange, vanilla essence, creamy coconut.
Nature's perfect ovalescent of the chicken, dripping w/ olive oil, scattered fresh herbs, & crimson salt.
Ferments of the cow and coconut to place upon your delight.
Crackle and crunch of oats n nuts.
The flesh of fruits & berries from the bush.
A toast to buckwheat, sprouted, fermented.
Whippings of the nut to its creamiest.
Jiggly jams of jubilee.
Larry's Liquid Nirvana — succulent spinach, crisp celery, sour lemon, & tangy green apple.

Half past twelve

Flight of Sandwich

A brimming melody of melting flavors gathered from last night & beyond. Prepared from insight & intuition. Adorned with the proper pairings.

Half past six

The Primal Platter · Vol. III

Akaushi Wagyu returns to the Aisle, this time kissed by fire and nothing else. Salt, flame, rest, and a blade. Sir Glenn's finest, marbled like frost upon a windowpane.

Beside it, a great slab of heart, seared hot and sliced thin. The organ that beat, offered to those with the courage to receive it.

Flake salt at the table. Ladolemono should you wish it. Nothing more is needed and nothing more is coming.

The Cauldrons

A simmering bounty of patience made of select cuts of beef and fauna.
Mary's Magnificent Medley of Vegley Stew — prepared for the Angel of Angels.
Breads to lift the juices.
The fauna harvest, a cornucopia of rich & succulent leafs.

The Novitiate Wizard Departs

The Thirtieth of August

Awaken young Wizard.
You have crossed the threshold.

What awaits ahead of you only few know.
Prepare for your next journey wisely.

Gather and preserve your energy
with the spread put out before you.

Take with you The King's Cake. The finest flock of eggs holding all of the kitchen's creations.

No one ever knows what the King chooses.
The secret will remain forever.

Christopher Washa · Soul Nourisher
Austin, Texas